6 reasons i didn't text you back.

to those of you that have been complaining lately that i'm bad at texting... this post is for you.

6 reasons i didn't text you back:

1. i think you're annoying.
this really is unlikely in most situations. but, if you text me "hey" like four times in a row without me responding, get a clue. no duh i'm not going to text you back. plus, unless we're good friends and you text me "just to talk" you can just accept that i probably won't text you back. if you really want to talk to me just call me.

2. i'm lazy.
i read your text, and thinking up a response or typing "haha yeah" is way more energy than i'm willing to expend at the moment.

3. i texted you back in my head and forgot to actually type it out.
this happens really often. it pisses my mom & best friends off, and i promise i'm not actually ignoring you. i probably set my phone down to wash a dish, or fill up my water bottle, or drive somewhere, and forgot to type what i meant to text to you. i have a one track mind. sorry.

4. you're hard to text/this conversation is boring.
i was talking to a guy for a while and literally we had the same conversation every single day. like really it was a struggle for me to come up with things to talk about with him. plus. i hate getting to know people over text message. really, we should just hang out. it's better that way. if you don't use emojis or smileys or full sentences or actually put some effort into this, i'm not going to waste time on you. so your one or two word texts just aren't cutting it.

5. the conversation was over.
if we're trading one word texts and i'm tempted to just say "k" or something, i'm just not gonna text you back.

6. i'm just busy. 
believe it or not, between a full time job, 17 credits and other responsibilities, i'm a really busy girl. if i don't text you back, i'm probably in class or working or being studious or something like that. dont take it personally.

everyone loves some good ecards.

and this is one of the two reasons i'm becoming a vet instead of a people doctor. (the second reason is because people make me squeamish. yeah.)

it's so true. i'm a perfectly average height, (kay maybe a little on the short side) but i totally love it. i can date short boys and i hate feeling taller than other people. if i marry a shortish man, i feel sorry for my children. no one in my family is over 5'11". they're screwed in the height department. whatever though, they'll get plenty of humor, wit, & good looks.

okay i'm sorry i couldn't resist. but it's so true about some people. 

i'm definitely one of those people that plans out whole conversations in my head & then expects them to like... happen exactly how i imagined. they're usually with guys though and we all know how hopeless they are. gosh. conversations are hard.

seriously though. if i suggest we hang out you're probably real special. 

i am so guilty of this all the time. sometimes i think "jess. stop. you're being so boring." 

DO I LOOK LIKE IGAF??? no. no i dont. 

um yes. i really enjoy being right. 

soo... ecards are fab. 

have a great day.

xoxoox

jessss :)

adventuring.

1) today i felt like napoleon when today i saw that there was a milk tasting test. how awesome, right?
2) usu set up a huge slip n slide. it was fricken cool.
3) me and sam creeped on all the hot boys there. there was quite a few. heeehee. but anyways.
4) melia, jenessa & i ate real food today. not that we ate fake food before.. but having homemade tacos was so fricken good. i really hope melia doesn't kill me for putting this online.. hahahaha.


peace,
love, &
blessins.
jessica. :)

cause ya know, yolo.

ecards. they complete me.

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oh wisdom teeth, oh wisdom teeth.

THIS IS SOOOOOO FUNNY.

the best part is at 1:35. 

and also at 3:07 on.

please watch this. it is so funny.

siri is a smart one.

i asked siri for help with life today.

she told me to go eat some chocolate.

i knew i loved her. 

<3 

jessica

things that probably should have stayed on photobooth.

did you laugh?
cause i did. real hard.

hahahaha.

#seniorswag.

yes. 

yes, this was our senior prank. 

yes, we covered the school hallways with 26,000 paper cups filled with water.

yes, it was epic.

yes, the janitors and administration were angered. 

yes, it was hilarious.

#seniorswag.

school is dumb & procrastination is my friend.

i laughed.

oh you know.

oh you know, its the jessica & landon show.

pixar and ice cream. 

i don't need anything else in life.

college lessons.

a college lesson.

lose your pen = no pen
no pen = no notes
no notes = no study
no study = fail
fail = no diploma
no diploma = no work
no work = no money
no money = no food
no food = skinny
skinny = ugly
ugly = no love
no love = no marriage
no marriage = no children
no children = alone
alone = depression
depression = sickness
sickness = death

moral of the story: don't lose your pen, you will die.

success.

i drive a truck. 

girls who drive trucks are sexy.

therefore, 

i'm sexy. 

"members of the female gender of homo sapiens who drive

the automotive vehicle referred to as a 'truck' are instantaneously 

and irrevocably (until they sell/get rid of said truck) sexy."

and that, my girls, 

is a direct quote.

from one of my best boys. 

pinning everything.

i love my friends.

he's immature, obnoxious, and hysterical. 

we get along great.

i'm on a hippogriff.

laughed for days.