"i know today is monday, and you assume it's going to suck, but according to statistics, there will be over 5,000 weddings, 10,000 childbirths, and 42 million hugs given today throughout the united states. also today, there will be at least 4 people that will win the multimillion dollar lotteries and 600 people will get promotions at work. there will also be 600 dogs adopted, 35,000 balloons sold, and 800,00 skittles eaten. plus, the words "i love you" will be said over 9 million times. so again, i know today is monday and you assume it's going to suck, but just smile, because according to statistics, it should actually be a really nice day."